Readers, we’d like you to return with us, as a result of we’re going again to the long run. Sorry! We meant to say, Again to the fritter! That is proper, it is yr six of your favourite food-focused death-match—a contest worthy of Van Damme himself, and this yr all the contenders are FRIED.
Starch Insanity began 5 years in the past as a response to the pandemic, a time when many people have been caught at residence and searching for one thing enjoyable to do when loads of the traditional enjoyable issues—like the foremost sporting occasion that impressed this bracket—have been cancelled. All of us loved it a lot that we stored it going within the years that adopted, celebrating starchy mainstays reminiscent of pasta, potatoes, rice, and sandwiches.
This yr, fried simply feels proper. We’re fried. We wager a lot of you’re too. And we’re coping with that feeling the way in which we all know how, by submerging ourselves within the trappings of a extra optimistic period. It was a time when greasy mall meals reigned. When video video games could have regarded worse however have been extra enjoyable to play. Once we confronted the world’s issues with the type of confidence solely doable with teased hair and large shoulder pads. When Rocky may flip the whole Soviet Union in opposition to their very own Drago with nothing greater than his honest-to-goodness, Philly-bred grit. Bear in mind these days?
You understand how this goes: We’ve 64 recipes from around the globe, all starchy, all fried. You’ll vote, and one will come out on prime. Will the winner actually be the “finest” on the earth? In fact not! Do any of us nonetheless imagine the desire of the voting majority at all times results in one of the best of all doable outcomes? No, Starch Insanity is a recognition contest that displays the biases of our viewers.
Need to change that? Need to tip the scales in favor of an underdog and in opposition to an apparent however undeserving prime seed? Effectively then, you gotta vote. It might be only one lone vote in a sea of hundreds, and your favorites could get knocked out alongside the way in which. That is life. If you would like any say through which dish will get topped the Winner, then you recognize what it’s a must to do: Roll up your white blazer sleeves and vote for the higher of your remaining decisions. In any other case, it’s already over, and French Fries will likely be taking its second victory lap.
So step on up. Insert a coin. Press begin. The sport begins now.
How one can Vote
Preserve an eye fixed each right here and on our Instagram web page for voting bulletins. The competitors begins on Monday, 3/17, with voting taking place on our Instagram tales (@seriouseats). Daily of voting, the latest pairs of match-ups will debut at 10 a.m. ET, at which level you will have 23 hours to vote. We’ll take one hour to tally the votes, then launch the following spherical.
So print and fill out a bracket, put up an image of it on Instagram and tag us. Take your debates to group chats and our feedback sections, plot out your finest makes an attempt to skew the outcomes, and ensure to have enjoyable.
FRY AND STOP ME
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STAY GOLDEN
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TAKE IT GREASY
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OIL I NEED
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How We Select the Recipes
There have been two standards for a recipe to be included on this bracket. First, it needed to be starchy. That may imply the principle ingredient itself is starchy (like a fried potato), or it may imply a starchy batter or coating on another meals (like fried hen).
Second, it needed to be fried. How did we outline fried? This was our extremely well-thought-out and completely unimpeachable reply: Any meals that’s cooked in a decent-to-considerable quantity of oil—sufficient to trigger seen displacement of the oil when the meals is lowered into it, and through which the first mode of warmth switch is convection via the oil and never conduction from the pan. Which means that shallow-frying is allowed within the competitors however sautéing and stir-frying should not.
With that determined, we turned to our present catalog of recipes, dusted off some older-but-stronger contenders, drafted an inventory of fried recipes we someway didn’t have already got, and created new contenders from there.
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CHEESE FRENCHEES
Ooey-gooey and oh-so-crunchy, this fried cheese sandwich is a Nebraskan icon.
How the Bracket Works
We mannequin our match after a conventional sport’s bracket. As soon as we’ve obtained the 64 qualifiers, we divide them into 4 areas. Every area accommodates 16 notable fried meals, seeded 1 via 16. Which means there are 4 number-one seeds, 4 number-two seeds, and so forth and so forth.
As for the seeding, we slotted a bunch of heavy-hitters in opposition to one another and staggered underdogs all through with the purpose of making suspense; our #1 seeds are a mixture of a few of our longest-standing top-performing fried recipes on Critical Eats and ones we suspect will go far based mostly on total recognition in the US.
Let’s be clear: A voting bracket is in its very nature a recognition contest. Winners should not essentially one of the best, they’re simply the most well-liked amongst these voting. Which means that loads of very deserving however lesser identified fried meals—particularly some worldwide ones—could have an obstacle in opposition to issues like, you recognize, french fries. Which we love! But additionally, can we do one thing new this yr?
Each spherical of voting will see the competitors minimize in half, again and again, till only one extra-crispy victor stays.