What Was Your Worst Hair Day?


bad haircut story

bad haircut story

All of us want some comedian aid proper now, so let’s speak unhealthy hair days. Right here’s mine.

Considered one of my greatest associates is getting married in New York — black tie! — and I need to deal with myself to a blowout. I’m staying at my aunt’s condo, and the closest Drybar is one block over. I notice the low stars on Google however e-book an appointment anyway. “Don’t fear, it’s like McDonald’s!” I reassure my associates. “You decide what you need from a menu, and it’s all the time the identical.”

I’m a sorceress of self-delusion.

So what if the lavatory is soiled and the complete employees appears deeply sad to be there? From the smudged menu, I decide the “Cosmo-Tai” — a tousled wavy ‘try this makes you appear like an additional in a teen drama (good) — and take off my glasses.

The Cosmo-Tai mannequin pictures from Drybar

The stylist washes my hair, and the water is ice chilly. “They’re saving cash on vitality prices! That’s so nice!” I inform myself. She torches my hair on the roots with the dryer, blasting my scalp with the fires of hell. “Cozy!” I believe.

The curling iron comes out, and I loosen up and shut my eyes. Then I really feel my stylist sigh at each curl. Soul-searching sighs. Sighs of grief, exhaustion, malaise. I do know that doing my hair isn’t going to carry her any happiness at this time, and admittedly, it shouldn’t. A colleague passes by and asks, “While you get off?” and so they trade a short dialog on the theme of: I need this to be over.

Everyone knows this sense.

“You could have such superb hair,” she sighs. “I did it additional curly so it’ll keep for the marriage.” She twirls the chair round so I can see. Glasses go on.

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Within the mirror, a museum-worthy piece of summary artwork. Asymmetrical curls, so tightly wound that in case you pull them they spring again with a cartoon boing! Others a bit of cramped, like they received caught in a automotive door. Frizz exploding from a wonky heart half that means I’ll have caught my fingers within the socket to take the sting off. I ask, meekly, “Possibly we tease it out… a bit?”

I tip 20% and rush outta there, taking a fast selfie within the elevator as much as my aunt’s condo. “So, that’s a blowout?” she inquires from behind an iPad sport of Rummikub. “Are you… gonna cry?” my life associate asks, anxious.

No! I really really feel giddy. A hairdo so unhealthy it’s hilarious. I moist my arms on the sink and attempt to tame the beast. Boing! The curls spring again. I contemplate a bathe after which rethink due to not caring that a lot. When it’s time to depart for the marriage, I pull my hair right into a ponytail, just a few curls protruding like dwell wires, and make my manner uptown.

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Famously unhealthy haircuts from Seinfeld, The Mindy Challenge, Fleabag and PEN15.

I informed you mine, now you inform me yours.

Alex Beggs is a author and copywriter who lives together with her associate in Michigan. Her articles have appeared in Bon Appetit, Elle Decor, and The New York Instances. She has additionally written for Cup of Jo about meatloaf and chilly cake.

P.S. Three CoJ readers get hair makeovers, and Jannelle will get the haircut she’s all the time needed.

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